I watched my daughter circling the ice rink — wobbly and wide-eyed — slow and unsteady — slightly out of sync with the sounds of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” on the tinny speakers hovering above the scarred, snowy ice surface. From behind the glass I could see the a parade of ice-rink burnouts and townies blowing by her, feeling smug and superior that they could skate faster than an eight-year-old girl who had never done it before.

This was Romulus Michigan – a town named after a character in Rome’s foundation myth representing the grace and glory of the new world.  But in reality, Romulus was a town the economy forgot — a place near the airport full of pit bulls and lottery tickets where bangs are still possible and hockey jerseys are acceptable wedding attire. I know. That’s where I’m from.

In the 80’s I was one of the acid-washed masses shooting the duck at this very ice rink, hanging out back where the Zambonie guys used to sell weed.  But I had moved on. Got out some fifteen years ago. And now I was back visiting my family.  My wife and I and our two children had only driven five hours down I-94, but we were a million miles away from our quixotic blue-state-urban-enclave in Chicago where the children learn conflict resolution at Wiggle Worms and the gift bags at the Montessori parties are compostable, or at least biodegradable.  We were now back in Romulus — where every radio station seems to be in the middle of a Van Halen A-Z marathon and bowling shoes aren’t an ironic hipster statement… they’re just shoes you wear for bowling.

 

I caught my daughter looking longingly at a slutty sixteen year-old girl who I am pretty sure was on a post-sex skate with her boyfriend… and I decided it was time to go – enough of daddy’s hometown for one day — so I gathered up my daughter, my wife, and my parents – and we walked out of the rink into the lobby where I saw my five-year-old son wielding a sawed-off shotgun.  He held it all hillbilly-gangster-style, cocking and reloading with one arm – looking oddly comfortable – like he knew how to handle it – like a sheriff in a 70s action movie or a Republican. He was channeling some sort of ancient alpha male archetype he’d never actually seen in our left-of-center lives of politically correct Pixar movies and NPR. But still… somehow… the urge to shoot things pulsed primal and pure behind his eyes.

As I got closer, I could hear him yelling across the arcade – at me — for quarters. He wanted money so he could shoot the space zombies on the video game his plastic blue sawed-off shotgun was attached to.  After each appeal for quarters, he would point his gun at some other unsuspecting passerby and pretend to blow their head off — pausing only to make that little boy — I just blowed your head off — sound and… of course…  reload.

Suffice it to say, we are not gun people. My wife and I watch PBS news. And we like it. We do hot yoga and eat Greek yogurt. She is a humanist, feminist, environmentalist and I write plays. We have committed to a life of no guns – no toy guns, no squirt guns, no glue guns… we don’t do guns. We’ve ruined Christmas’ over guns… had full-on family drama in the toy department of Target over guns. Yet there we were. Trying to… disarm my son… in an ice rink in Romulus, Michigan.

But disarming my son is no easy task.  Johnny has SPD – Sensory Processing Disorder — a neurological condition in which a child has difficulty taking in, processing, and responding to sensory stimuli from the external environment — whether it be visual, auditory, tactile, or olfactory – resulting in in inappropriate motor and behavioral responses.  At least that’s what the Sensory Processing Disorder Foundation will tell you. What they don’t tell you is that those inappropriate motor and behavioral responses might mean your son is almost six years old and still isn’t potty-trained because he doesn’t always feel when he has to go… or that a loud train whistle can ruin an entire day at Disney World… or that the seams in his socks will be called “mountains” and he cannot leave the house – literally cannot leave the house — until they are perfectly positioned on the tops of his toes. 

Give me the gun Johnny.

No recognition that I’m even there.

Give me the gun Johnny.

He shoots me.

Johnny! Give me the gun!

This time with more authority in my voice. He shoots me again. Then shoots his grandma. Then me again.

Give me the gun Johnny! Now!

Now I am yelling and he is yelling back – and even though tears are streaming down his cheeks — he is fearless and defiant — belligerent and bellicose – I feel the crimson in my neck start to blossom, see the crimson in his cheeks start to rise. My wife steps in – she intuitively understands Johnny better than anyone on the planet – always has – from day one. She’s like the hostage negotiator of our family when he goes into one of these places. She tries to trade toys and privileges but he cannot receive what she is sending. She tries reason and humor and deflection and finally bribes… but he all he can do is escalate. His capacity to hear has completely shut down. All he can do is scream and dodge me when I try to grab him.

Soon a small crowd begins to form to watch the standoff – Now Johnny! – Give me the gun! — people who have had episodes of Cops filmed on their front yards are now judging me, my son, and my parenting skills. That is what’s running through my head. My kid is genuinely dealing with something big… something out of his control… and I am worried about what the ice rink people will think of me. I had spent years trying to move on from this place – trying to somehow be better than where I came from…  but in that moment I was significantly worse.  He shoots me again.  Consumed by a toxic cocktail of ego and embarrassment, I do the one thing you should never do to a child with SPD — I rip the gun out of his hands. 

 

Now, there are two things you should know at this point.  One — Children with SPD get overwhelmed in high-sensory situations – like say a packed ice rink with a hundred people dodging each other at high speed next to an arcade full of shoot ‘em up videos games under the constant pounding of Journey’s Greatest Hits blaring down from above. This was the perfect storm for a child wrestling with SPD. Situations like this become triggers for these kids. And while every child’s particular triggers are different, they are all the same in that they are perceived as profound, intense violations of one’s self and the sensory system is overrun by that violation. It’s like a car overheating or a pot boiling over. Molecules get excited, energy is released, and it often gets hot and messy and cannot immediately be cooled.

Now the second thing you need to know is  — at this time – we had no idea Johnny had SPD.  I just thought he was being a jerk. So I grab the gun. And he erupts. Explodes. Violated and betrayed – he flails and howls — desperately clinging to the gun. I try and pry him off, pinning both his wrists in my left hand. It takes work – he is stronger than I expected, stronger than you think, all tension and energy pulsing and coursing though his veins. I finally get the gun away and he lurches forward using the only weapon he has left — and bites the fleshy part of my palm. Sinks his teeth into me. Primal, animal, committed to the act. The skin on my hand isn’t the only thing that is broken.  I drop the Styrofoam cup of cocoa my wife quietly bought for him from the snack bar when she first saw him heading toward the arcade.  

It doesn’t stop. He cannot give in. He cannot let go. He cannot settle or soothe — he cannot gather or gain control. I get close enough to eyes to see they are dilated and dancing, dark and vacant.  

My mom steps in. A mother of three and a thirty-year veteran of the Detroit School System — a teacher who has “Seen ‘em come and go.” She strokes his hot heaving back, making small circles with her hand, telling him it is time to go now. Surprised by the sensation of her hand on his back, he turns, swings wildly, and hits her in the neck and face. Twice. Fast and hard. Before anyone knew what had hit ‘em. There is a rush behind my eyes, a pounding in my ears — I pick him up – instantly overpowering him — and he is four feet off the floor and in motion toward the door. Now I can’t hear. Now my eyes are dancing and dilated and my capacity to hear has completely shut down.

In my arms I feel his heat – his back is soaking wet –sweat seeping from his skin through his clothes and soaking into mine — the smell of the accident he has just had attaches to us as we try to move through the lobby of the rink.  When we get to the sliding glass doors, he grabs on and will not let go. Horizontal to the ground like a skydiver who has just changed his mind — I am pulling his body — my father prying his fingers. He finally releases and the momentum carries us into the parking lot where I literally wrestle him into the captain’s chair of our fashionable SUV. I pin my knee to his pounding chest – harder than I ever imagined myself doping — and click his seatbelt to restrain him. He won’t look at me. His eyes focus on some middle distance spot on the car floor, and as his chest heaves up and down, he keeps whispering “I don’t like you.”  Over and over… “I don’t like you.”  On some level he knew he still had to still love me. Be he didn’t have to like me. Like is a choice. And he had made his.

In the weeks and months that followed my wife did what she always does – she moved forward. She read, researched, tapped into the mommy network, talked to our pediatrician, and just basically solved for an answer. The good news was that there are therapies for SPD – occupational therapists dedicated to kids with SPD — so she signed Johnny up for group therapy, individual therapy, speech therapy… and I… well I came along for the ride… quiet, ambivalent and reluctant… still reeling from that day at the rink.  And we learned – or should I say my wife learned — that there were things that could help Johnny – ways to order his world in moments of chaos. Drawing was something that soothed him. When he would get overwhelmed, my wife would quietly pull out markers and paper and he would submerge into the sanctity and safety of his art, buffered by an audible hum to drown out the remnant of an all too cacophonous world. 

For my part, I just tried to assist and help. Whenever he would have an accident, which was still pretty often, I’d pull out our old terry-cloth Finding Nemo towel, lay it on the kitchen floor, and have him take his soaking wet pants off.  I’d turn on the shower, open the door and he’d walk in and wash off. We didn’t speak during the ritual… in fact we didn’t speak much after that day at the rink… but we developed an understanding though physical routine and rote repetition and we both abided.

Around that time I began riding my bike to work – it was less about doing my part to protect the environment and more about protecting our home. The rides soothed me, calmed me down, seemed to take the bite and sting out of my fear and anxious frustration. By the time I got home and put my bike away, I was in a better place to deal with Johnny. This was my soothing mechanism — my way to order the world in moments of chaos — and I began to see more parallels between him and me. He would cover his ears at loud sporting events… my last Bears game at Soldier Field was ten years a go.  He would get put out in the hall at school for humming while doing his work… I learned how to hum quietly at work.  He was pathologically impatient… as am I. Over time I started to realize that we had the same storms and the same insecurities inside of us, and a big part of my fear and frustration with Johnny was that he was… like me.

Then one day I was riding my bike home from work. I had just gotten on the lake path near North Avenue and the skies opened up.  A huge squall came off of Lake Michigan — crisp dollops of chilly rain flying sideways into my face the entire trek up to Foster Beach. By the time I got home, I was soaked — heavy and dripping — my skin alive to the sensation of the air pressing down on the cold wet fabric of my clothes. I put my bike away in the common area of our building, opened the door and walked into the kitchen. Johnny was there at the table… drawing.  He took one look at my wet pants… put his crimson crayon down… went to the closet… and got out the Finding Nemo towel. He laid it on the kitchen floor and looked up at me. I stepped onto the towel and took off my soaking wet pants. He went into the bathroom, turned on the shower and opened the door. I walked in and washed off.  We didn’t say a word.

When I came out of the shower… he came up to me and handed me the piece of paper he had been coloring. There were no pictures of ninjas or pirates like usual. Just three words written in the shaky handwriting of a child with SPD trying really hard to process and respond to sensory stimuli from the external environment. It said, “I like you.”  I ‘d like to think he was saying he did… but I am pretty sure he was saying he was.

 

 

Steven Simoncic is currently a resident playwright at Chicago Dramatists Theatre and the Writer in Residence at 16th Street Theatre. His plays have received productions, readings and workshops at The Goodman Theatre, Victory Gardens Theatre, The Second City, Pegasus Players, The Baruch Center for the Performing Arts, Stageplays Theatre New York, and The Soho Theatre in London. He has written several short films, been nominated for a Pushcart prize, and has recently won an Emmy.  His plays and fiction have appeared in The Chicago ReaderHippocampus Magazine, Conclave, The ABT AnthologyNew Millennium WritingsSpork Magazine and Drift Magazine.

Photo by youthgone-wild, distributed under Creative Commons

 

 

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