FOUND POEMS, from the allwriters' workshop.
Kathie Giorgio, Director of The AllWriters' Workplace & Workshop, posted a few odd lines from spam email she'd received. After Ana, Ampersand Facebook Minion, challenged her to compose a poem from found gems in email spam, Kathie thought it would be fun to enlist her students and. These are the results.
RE: F
by Kathie Giorgio
All Spam (including the title)
It’s all about Kim.
She’s 51 years old but looks 28.
Creative concealment
purchased with confidence.
Booty call request waiting.
Secret admirer.
Magic Jack,
Handyman available to help you with repairs.
Viagra. Super-Viagra.
61 days.
Are you caring?
Are you still there?
Do men always slip away?
Time is running out.
Sorry to bother you, but is this true?
Control the unknown.
Reboot your destiny.
This shouldn’t be so hard.
Reboot. Reboot. Reboot.
WHAT WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW
By Kathie Giorgio
All Spam
Warning! Your Neighbor Might Be A Sex Offender!
Hear Ladies Scream In Bed.
Columbian Women?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Discover the World through Language.
Diplomatic Payment.
SAVE THE DUTCH ESTATE
by Summer Hanford
A broodingly rich legendary mollydoocker
A sweet form at midnight on a black sateen storm
The boxer cult classic homemade love story
A worldwide last chance for the luxury of memory
Miss Isabella . . . So free so new so haunting
Last night, did you hear the liquid metaphor
Detropia now open in the impulse of early raiders
Spirited legions, save Rubicon, rescue September
Drop your autumn beauty, focus excelsior now
Before they’re gone again, discover the missing night
AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING
by Jim Landwehr
How to eat 435 less calories per day.
No more crazy dieting
Medical settlement: Have you taken yaz?
Get your risk free trial of Forever Flawless now.
Neglected and lonely housewives looking for love.
Zero cost local dentist matching service
PROTECT against bedbugs
Isn’t it time you did this? (Its urgent)
Child predator alert in your area.
Search, map, and view sexual predators in your neighborhood.
See photos of 50+ singles. Free to look.
Big discounts on all makes and models
View Anyones Criminal History
Warning! Are you protected by Norton? Update now.
America is devastated by natural and economic disasters. Aid people in crisis.
AARP has a gift for you
Return to school. You may qualify for financial aid.
Lets Play Bingo
HIGH SCHOOL REUNION
By Kelly Risser
Classmate Contacts
Photo
…Another Photo
…Another Photo
…Another Photo
More pics?
Photos for Name Tags
Look who’s coming
We Miss You!
What's She Wearing?
Hello!
Party
Get together?
You Need This
The time is NOW!
Activities
Regrets
Reunion a success
DEAR TRUSTED
by Michael Giorgio
Dear Trusted
Goodday.
You have a new important message
From Miss Nadesh Wilson
4 Deadly&Amazing Things
Breakfast with Scott Walker? It’s Not Too Late
Eat and Play Family Deals at Chuck E. Cheese’s
Sale at the Tammy Store
Pills from Canadian Pharmacy
For Michael
You have a new important message
From Sir Calver Lord High in Christ
Christian Singles? Yes you can.
View Photos of Singles It’s FREE Today!
Married Women Look for You
Asian Women Wait for You
Horny Teen Sluts Wet for You
Hello
You have a new important message
Webmail notice
You Have Won UK National Lottery
Dear Blessed Trustee of $5,000,000 Million Dollars US$
Final Notice. Call For Claim.:+69163214529
Pursue Your Dream Women---------They Want You
Your Checking Account Available Balance is Less than $150.00
GREETINGS
You have a new important message
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION NIGERIA DIVISION
From our analyst attention / confidential
Urgent………..Alert your at risk
Join Mitt Romney’s Team and Save the USA
Help Us Prevent Romney from Reaching Washington
GET BACK TO ME ASAP
